hemorrhoid

Category: Writers Block

Post 1 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 27-Feb-2012 16:05:52

I have a hemorrhoid, I can’t deny
I have been wronged and wish to know why
I can’t even sit without great strain
Why smite me Lord? You’ve nothing to gain
I leave it alone and say “go away!”
But it’s happy there and wants to stay.
The doctor says “just offer it cream”
But it grows bigger, that’s just obscene!
So it remains, a savage little itch
When nature comes calling I grunt and I twitch.
It just won’t leave, please help me or die!
I have a hemorrhoid and don’t know why.

Post 2 by hopeburnsblue (http://hopeburnsblue.deviantart.com) on Tuesday, 28-Feb-2012 15:03:45

Lmfao!!!!!! Day. Mad.